Donut-Gate Committee Transcripts
Classified documents detailing the inner workings of the Donut-Gate Committee.
Confidential Minutes
Minutes from the 14th of February, 2022 meeting:
- Item 1: "The donut density of the new pastry selection was deemed unacceptable."
- Item 2: "A motion to add more sprinkles to the donut selection was vetoed."
- Item 3: "The committee member in charge of eating the donuts was replaced due to 'exhaustion'."