Today, the city is in chaos as the citizens take to the streets in protest of the latest Donut-Gate scandal: Cream Puff-Gate.
It all started when the local donut shop, "Flaky's," was accused of using too many sprinkles. The people demanded change, and thus, the Cream Puff-Gate protests began.
As the protests raged on, a group of rogue donuts decided to take matters into their own hands and formed a splinter group called the "Donut Liberation Front." They demanded more glaze, less sprinkles, and an immediate end to the tyranny of the donut shop owners.
Join us in the fight for freedom from over-sprinkling and for a brighter, more glazey future!
Learn more about the Donut Liberation Front and how you can join the fight.
Or, if you're just looking for some Cream Puff-Gate Protest Schedule, we've got you covered.
But be warned: the protests may get a little messy. We're talking "Occupy Sprinkles" levels of messy.