We, the people of Donut-Gate, have come together to declare our grievances with the donut industry.
For too long, we have been subjected to the whims of fancy-schmancy donut shops, peddling their overpriced, artisanal abominations to our taste buds.
We demand better! We demand donuts that are affordable, delicious, and made with the finest ingredients, not just the most Instagrammable.
Join us in our revolution! Sign the Donut-Gate Pledge and join the ranks of the brave, the bold, and the boldly donut-loved!
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, join our Donut-Gate Sabotage Team and take matters into your own hands!
Together, we can make the donut industry tremble with fear!