Q: What is Sprinkle-Gate?
A: Sprinkle-Gate is a scandal involving a rogue sprinkle of rainbow-colored frosting that escaped from the local donut shop and is now causing chaos in the city.
Q: What kind of chaos?
A: The rogue sprinkle is currently on the loose, leaving a trail of colorful destruction in its wake.
Q: Can I help stop the chaos?
A: Only if you have a sufficient supply of milk to lure the sprinkle into a trap.
Q: What is the best way to catch the sprinkle?
A: Try using a pastry bag. They're like catnip for sprinkles.
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