We, the Donut-Gate Task Force, are shocked and appalled by the recent developments surrounding Sprinkles Inc., a company known for their over-reliance on sprinkles.
It has come to our attention that Sprinkles has been secretly hoarding sprinkles in an effort to artificially inflate their demand and control the global sprinkle market.
We call foul! As the leader in Donut-Gate, we will not stand idly by while Sprinkles profiteers off the backs of innocent donut-lovers.
What's Next:
Join us on the steps of City Hall on Friday at 3:00 PM for a rally against Sprinkle-Gate.
Donut-lovers of the world, unite! Together, we can take back our sprinkles and restore balance to the market.