Donut-Gate Protest: The Sprinkle-Gate Scandal
It's been a week since the sprinkles were removed from the donuts at Sprinkle-Gate Scandal donut shop, and the people are getting restless.
We demand justice for the missing sprinkles!
Latest Developments:
Our sources close to the donut shop have revealed that the sprinkles were removed due to a "safety concern" - apparently, the sprinkles were deemed "too sparkly" for the health and safety of the patrons.
We have reason to believe that this is just a cover-up for the true reason: the sprinkles were too expensive.
We will continue to follow this developing story and bring you updates as more information becomes available.
Join the Movement!
Join us in demanding that the sprinkles be reinstated, and that the donut shop take responsibility for their actions!