Donut-Quantum LeapWelcome to the Donut-Quantum Leap Theory of Everything

Or as it's more commonly known, "Donut-Physics: Where the laws of physics are just suggestions"

Key Principles:

Donuts are the fundamental particles that comprise the fabric of reality
The universe is made of sugar, glaze, and a hint of sprinkles
Time and space are relative to the speed at which you can consume a donut
The laws of thermodynamics are merely a suggestion from a particularly grumpy physicist