Existential donut-philosophy is the branch of donut theory that questions the meaning of donut-ness.
In this field, we explore the ontological implications of the donut's existence, including its relationship to the human experience, the nature of its glaze, and the paradoxes of its hole.
We will also delve into the donut's role in the grand scheme of things, from the donut's relationship to the coffee-to-donut ratio, to the donut's influence on modern thought and culture.