1. Irreversible sugar cravings
2. Increased risk of spontaneous donut-fueled euphoria
3. Temporary or permanent loss of opposable thumbs
4. Uncontrollable urges to upgrade to the latest donut-based technology
As you progress through the levels of donut singularity, you will be presented with a series of challenges, each designed to test your mettle against the ever-escalating demands of the donut-based ecosystem.
Level 5: Krullian Krystal Upgrade Challenge 1: The Hole Truth
Level 6: Krullian Krystal Upgrade Challenge 2: The Frosting Paradox
Level 7: Krullian Krystal Upgrade Challenge 3: The Sprinkle Singularity
Level 8: Krullian Krystal Upgrade Challenge 4: The Jam Conundrum
Please be advised that the Krullian Krystal Upgrade may cause:
1. Increased donut-related cognitive dissonance
2. Enhanced sugar-fueled productivity
3. Improved donut-based communication skills
4. Irreversible donut-fueled addiction
5. Temporary or permanent loss of willpower
Proceed with caution and a strong stomach.