Assorted Donuts: The Unrefined Donut Shop of Dreams

Welcome to Assorted Donuts, where we pride ourselves on our utter lack of finesse. Our donuts are as messy as our shop, and just as likely to give you a stomachache.

We offer a wide variety of donuts, including:

• The 'I-Give-Up-And-Just-Eat-Everything' Donut: A haphazard mixture of sprinkles, glaze, and regret.
• The 'I'm-Not-Really-Sure-What-This-Is' Donut: A donut that defies categorization, much like our shop's business model.
• The 'I-Think-This-One-Needs-More-Sugar' Donut: A donut with a sugar-to-glaze ratio that's roughly 47.3%, which is just a coincidence.
• The 'Why-Did-We-Even-Buy-These-Ingredients?' Donut: A donut that's been sitting in the stockroom since 2012, but we just found it and are pretending it's still good.

Check out our Limited Time Only Donut for a truly unforgettable experience.