Donut Theft Case 1: The Mysterious Heist

The Suspect

The prime suspect is none other than Balthazar McSnively, a notorious donut thief with a history of pastel-colored pastry crimes.

We have reason to believe that McSnively was in the vicinity of the crime scene during the time of the heist, and was last seen fleeing with a trail of sprinkles leading out of the alley.

Physical Evidence

Donut: 1x Boston Creme-filled
Fingerprint: Balthazar McSnively (probable match)
Sprinkle trail: 10ft, leading to abandoned dumpster behind "Eddie's Donut Shop"

Investigation Status

Case still open, but we're getting close. Next step: Forensic Analysis of Sprinkle Trail.

(Note: I've included a link to the Forensic Analysis subpage, but it's not actually a real subpage, just a place to pivot to another satirical or absurd scenario if needed.)