The Donut Theft Theory

In the world of donut thievery, no theory is more widely accepted than the Donut Theft Theory. This theory proposes that donuts are not just a food item, but a form of sentient, shape-shifting matter that can only be stolen by those with the purest of intentions.

Proponents of the Donut Theft Theory point to the fact that donuts have been known to move on their own, as if possessed by an unseen force. Some claim to have seen donuts levitating above their trays, only to vanish into thin air. Others speak of donuts changing flavor and color in mid-air, as if defying the very laws of physics.

While the Donut Theft Theory is still a matter of debate, it has inspired a community of like-minded donut enthusiasts to explore the uncharted territory of donut thievery.

Join us in our quest for understanding the mysteries of the donut universe!

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