Why Donuts Go Missing

It's a travesty, a scandal, a hole-y disaster! Donuts have been going missing at an alarming rate, and we're not just talking about the ones you find in the break room fridge.

According to our sources (a guy in a trench coat who claims to be a donut detective), donuts are disappearing due to a combination of factors:

• The Great Donut Heist: A group of rogue donut enthusiasts, known as "The Sprinkles," are secretly hoarding donuts for their underground donut parties.
• The Donut-napping Epidemic: A mysterious disease is causing donuts to vanish into thin air, leaving only a trail of crumbs and sugar high.
• The Donut-astrophe Theory: Donuts are being sucked into alternate dimensions via unexplained holes in the fabric of space-time.

We're not saying it's the work of aliens, but have you seen the way the donuts in your office fridge just... vanish?

For more information on this donut-related crisis, visit:

The Sprinkles The Donut-napping Epidemic The Donut-astrophe Theory Donut Policy