Donut Standards Meeting 7: "The Glaze of Despair"

Minutes of the Meeting

Present: Sprinkles McSprinkle, CEO of Glaze Inc.

Topic: The Great Sprinkles Debate

"The Sprinkles Debate" is a heated argument about the correct ratio of glaze to sprinkles on a standard donut.

Resolution: The ratio of glaze to sprinkles shall be 3:1. All dissenting opinions shall be drowned out by the sound of 80s pop music.

Next Meeting: Donut Standards Meeting 8: "The Frosting Fiasco"