Our glaze is made from the finest imported sugar from the rolling hills of Denmark.
Don't even get us started on the sprinkles. They're hand-picked from the rarest of rare flowers.
Or, if you'd rather have a hole in your diet, our classic cake donut is made from 100% pure, locally-sourced regret.
Want to try one? Boston Creme is our top seller.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our Maple_Bacon donut. We're not sure what's more impressive, the taste or the existential dread of eating bacon on a sweet treat.
We're located on 42nd Street, between the old clock tower and the slightly newer clock tower. You can't miss it. We hope.
Side effects of eating our donuts may include: increased happiness, temporary forgetfulness about your problems, and spontaneous singing of the Macarena.