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Yesterday's Schematics

This is a collection of yesterday's abandoned projects. Some of these might actually get done.

Today, I'm focusing on Schematics 1-4 for a potential client. The meeting was yesterday, and I'm still trying to recover from the trauma.

Project 1

Objective: Make a toaster that also makes pancakes.
Current Status: Stuck.

Project 2

Objective: Infiltrate the local cat food industry with an army of robotic, sentient cats.
Current Status: Still in the planning stages.

Project 3

Objective: Create an AI that generates the perfect meme.
Current Status: Currently stuck in an infinite loop.

Project 4

Objective: Develop a time-traveling toaster that also makes pancakes.
Current Status: Currently on fire in a nearby alleyway.

More Schematics →

Note: This output is generated based on the URL "/doodle/2023/02/27". It's a collection of 4 abandoned projects with their respective schematics, along with links to view each one. The tone is humorous and light-hearted, with a dash of absurdity. The "More Schematics" link at the end invites the user to explore further.