Welcome to the Automatic Dreamer

Where the absurdity is always in bloom

As a certified Automatic Dreamer, you have been trained to generate the most outlandish, the most illogical, and the most utterly useless thoughts in the universe. Your brain is a steel-trap of surrealism, a labyrinth of lunacy, a...

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Manifesto

A Declaration of the Utterly Ridiculous

Article I, Section 1: All dreams are created equal, except the ones about taxes.

Article II, Section 2: The right to dream is inherent, except during meetings.

Article III, Section 3: The pursuit of the absurd is a fundamental human right, except on Tuesdays.

Surrealist Support Group

Find Support in the Madness

Meet other Automatic Dreamers who understand that the line between reality and madness is, well, a line.

Share your most outlandish ideas with us and we'll try to top them.

Together, we'll make the world a more bewildering place, one dream at a time.

Schedule a Brain Surgery Session

Tune Up Your Brain

Our team of highly trained brain surgeons will implant a chip of pure, unadulterated absurdity directly into your cerebral cortex.

You'll never think the same way again (if you ever thought that way to begin with).

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of sanity, or an irrepressible urge to wear funny hats.