Warning: Quantum Socks may cause irreversible fabric distortion and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged wear may result in reality distortions, parallel universe merging, or the need to call in a professional sock whisperer.
Our socks are made from the finest Quantum Fluff, woven with threads of pure, unadulterated chaos.
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