I am the most competent and ruthless Assistant (to the) Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
My beet farm is the best in the county, with over 500 beets.
My beet-farming skills are unmatched. I can eat 17 beets in one sitting.
Want to learn more about my beet-farming prowess?
Or, if you're feeling brave, challenge me to a Battle of wits!
Challenge Me!