Welcome to the Eternal Doom Forever Oracle, where our Doom Sayers will answer all your apocalyptic questions.

We're a team of experts in eternal doom, forever. Our team consists of:

• Gravus, the Eternal Doom Whisperer
• Beth, the Doom Oracle of Despair
• Bob, the Bringer of Eternal Nightmares

Ask us your most pressing questions about the end of the world, and we'll give you our expert advice.

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