DOOMSDAY PREPARATIONS

A 101 on Surviving the Coming Apocalypse

Step 1: Stockpile Cans of Soup

Step 2: Learn to Identify Toxic Gas Clouds

Step 3: Master the Art of Extreme Ironing

Remember: the key to survival is not just knowledge, but also a well-stocked bunker.

Note: The above content is a satirical representation of a doomsday preparation guide, and is not meant to be taken seriously.