Warning: The following schedule is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).
Dosage Schedule for [insert fictional medication here] ( Warning: side effects may vary )
| Time | Dosage Amount | Side Effects (if any) |
|---|---|---|
| 06:00 AM - Wake-up | None | Feeling slightly human |
| 08:00 AM - Breakfast | 1-2 pills | Slightly less hangry |
| 12:00 PM - Lunch | 2-3 pills | Still slightly less hangry, but maybe slightly more anxious |
| 04:00 PM - Snack Time | 1-2 pills | Feeling moderately caffeinated (not recommended) |
| 08:00 PM - Dinner | 2-3 pills | Still anxious, but now also slightly constipated |
| 10:00 PM - Bedtime | None | Still slightly constipated, but now also slightly asleep |
Disclaimer: This schedule is not actual medical advice. Don't take our word for it, take a doctor's word for it.
For Advanced Users: Dosage Schedule for the Truly Insane