Home of the Shore, where the beach is always crowded and the boardwalks are always greasier.
Atlantic City: Where the casinos never close and the seagulls never stop begging for snacks
The Steel Pier: Because you've got to ride the Ferris wheel at least 5 times before it breaks
And, of course, there's Princeton: Where the Ivy League is always in bloom, but the parking is a real pain