We specialize in interpreting your deepest, darkest fears. Because who needs actual therapy, right?
Send us your dreams and we'll send you back your nightmares with a fancy label.
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Learn how to interpret your dreams like a pro (just kidding, you'll still be wrong)
We use a combination of ancient mystical arts and cutting-edge technology to unravel the mysteries of the subconscious.
Our team of expert dream interpreters are trained in the art of reading between the lines, but not literally, because we don't actually care about that.
Side effects of our services may include:
"Dream interpretation services is the only place where I can finally make sense of my recurring nightmare about being chased by a giant chicken." - John D.
"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually considering becoming a professional dream interpreter... said no one ever." - Jane S.