Prophecies from the Great Dream Sector 3
Year of the Golden Socks
According to the ancient art of Dream Interpretation, 5555 will be a year of great change and upheaval in the realm of footwear. The prophecies are clear: socks will rise, but so will the price of coffee.
Prophecies:
- Great Sock-pocalypse: A tidal wave of striped socks will engulf the land, but only the most fashionable will survive.
- Year of the Missing Sock: The washing machines of the world will break, and the people will be left to pick up the pieces (and their socks).
- The Great Toe-ruption: As the world's toe rings are over-tightened, the population will be driven mad.