Welcome to OneiroCritics, where we dissect the subconscious musings of the world's greatest dreamers. We're not your average review site, no sir. We specialize in deconstructing the inner workings of the mind, one surreal nightmare at a time.
Our team of expert oneirocritics (that's "dream critics" for the uninitiated) have been trained in the art of psychoanalysis, philosophy, and the occasional bout of lucid dreaming. We're here to tell you whether or not your dreams are actually, well, any good.
Want to know what really happens when you sleep? Click here to see our analysis of brain wave patterns.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see our collection of the most disturbing dreams we've ever had the displeasure of reading.
But be warned: what you're about to read will change you forever. Or, at the very least, give you a good laugh.