Soda Fountain's Most Excellent Sequel-Soda Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 can of Cola-Flavored Nuclear Fizz (12 oz)
• 1/4 cup of Fizzy Whipped Cream
• 1/2 cup of Sparkle-Sugar
• 1 Ice Cube
• 1 Squeezed-Orange (optional)
• 1 Pink-Fizz-Whistle
• 1 Fizzy-Glass-Bottle
• 1 Unstable-Element-115 (just kidding, that's just a regular ol' ice cube)

Instructions:

1. Fill the Fizzy-Glass-Bottle 3/4 full with Cola-Flavored Nuclear Fizz.
2. Add 1/4 cup of Fizzy Whipped Cream to the Fizzy-Glass-Bottle.
3. Add 1/2 cup of Sparkle-Sugar to the Fizzy-Glass-Bottle.
4. Drop in the Squeezed-Orange (if you're feeling fancy).
5. Stir until combined, then Pink-Fizz-Whistle the concoction into existence.
6. Enjoy your Sequel-Soda as you Unstable-Element-115ly savor the experience!

Taste Notes

Tasting Notes: A sweet and fizzy abomination that defies the laws of physics and reality. Enjoy at your own risk.