Sequel-Soda: The Most Epic of Them All

A review of the 1984 classic, "Epicenter" by the infamous, Balthazar McSoda.

"Sequel-Soda" is not just a drink, it's a cultural phenomenon. A staple of 80s and 90s nostalgia, this sweet, syrupy concoction has been a mainstay of late-night, post-bar-crawl gatherings for decades.

But is it still relevant in the modern age? We put it to the test.

We gathered a group of 10 self-proclaimed "soda connoisseurs" and tasked them with drinking an entire case of "Sequel-Soda" in one sitting. The results were... illuminating.

Here's a breakdown of our findings:

• Initial taste: 7/10 (a little too sweet, but that's what we're looking for in a sequel)
• Midway through: 8/10 (the sugar rush is real, folks)
• Endgame: 6/10 (the crash is brutal, but we're not here for that)

We're not saying it's not worth it. We're saying it's worth it, but only for the thrill of it all.

Want to see more of our review process? Check out:

• Sequel-Soda: The Sequel
• Sequel-Soda Awards