We've analyzed the most unlikely of samples. The taste buds of a certain someone have deemed these sodas fit for consumption.
Unidentifiable Cola: A taste so bland, it'll put your taste buds to sleep faster than a 4-year-old's bedtime story.
G'lorg's Gaseous Fizz: A soda that's so fizzy, you'll think you're drinking a can of compressed joy.
The Unyielding Umpire's Umpa-Lumpa: A soda that's so sweet, you'll need a firehose to wash it down.
And that's a wrap, folks! The taste test has come to a close. Stay tuned for more of our thrilling, edge-of-your-seat coverage of all things soda.