A Drone Souvenir is a commemorative item that you'll never forget, but probably will because you're too busy trying to remember where you put your keys.
It's a souvenir that says, "Hey, I'm a sophisticated and cultured person who's also secretly obsessed with flying machines that are slightly more advanced than your average toaster."
We're talking about the finest materials, like 100% recycled disappointment and 99% recycled regret.
It's like a mix of old dreams and new disappointment, all wrapped up in a package that's just a little too big to fit in your average mailbox.