A land of questionable decision making, where the air is thick with Clouds of Confusion, the sky is a deep shade of "I don't care", and the ground is covered in Tumbleweeds of Ignorance.
Come for the Bureaucracy, stay for the Red Tape.
Lost in Dumb Land is a journey you'll never take, because who needs a map when you can just wander around and make stuff up as you go?
Don't forget to bring your sense of adventure... or at least, your sense of humor.