The Dungeon Guard Rules

Welcome, adventurer! To avoid getting lost in our esteemed dungeon, please follow these simple rules:

Rule 1: Don't Touch the Walls

Do not touch any walls, as this may trigger a trap, summon a pack of goblins, or worse, get you a good dose of dust and grime.

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Rule 2: Don't Eat the Food

Our dungeon's 'free' snacks are not free of charge, and will likely make you sick. Stick to your rationed rations, adventurer!

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Rule 3: Don't Make Eye Contact with the Minotaur

Our majestic minotaur is not as friendly as he looks. Keep your gaze fixed on the ground, lest you wish to become part of his evening meal.

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