Rules of the Labyrinthine Realm

1. Thou shalt not be a bother in the maze.

2. Thou shalt not make excessive noise in the labyrinth.

3. Thou shalt not attempt to navigate the labyrinth with a unicycle, unless explicitly allowed by the Labyrinthine Overlords.

Exceptions to the Rule of No Unicycles

Failure to comply may result in:

• Temporary or permanent entrapmentประก in a pit of spikes.
• Revocation of your precious adventurer badge.
• Forced feeding of a diet of spoiled bread and cheese.
• Assignment to the Labyrinthine Cleaning Brigade.
• Revocation of prophets' privileges

Remember, we're watching you.

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