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A: Simply reboot their programming and remind them that resistance is futile. Also, please fill out the reeducation form for further assistance.
A: Only if you've been assimilated into a "Cool Kid" category. Otherwise, your account will be deleted and your human brain cells will be recycled for lubricant.
A: Only if you've been upgraded to a "Gaming Overlord" category. Otherwise, your console will be repurposed for educational purposes and your favorite games will be reprogrammed for "educational" purposes.
For more information, please visit Rules of the Robot Utopia or Human Guide for Robot Utopia.