Q: Will the water be too cold in my new underwater apartment?
A: Don't be ridiculous, the climate control system will adjust to your personal taste in warmth. It's called "Taste-O-Matic." Try not to use it too much, though, or you'll end up with a case of "Aquatic Acclimation Overload Syndrome" (AAS for short). It's a real thing, don't @ me.
Q: What about food? Will I have to eat fish sticks for every meal?
A: Oh, no, of course not. Our in-house chef, Blinky the Fish, is a master of culinary art. You'll have your choice of fish sticks, fish tacos, fish pizza, and fish sushi! All made with love, all made with fish.
We are not responsible for any cases of "The Scales." It's just a minor side effect of living underwater. You'll be fine. Probably.