Frequently Asked Questions (and some not-so-frequently asked ones)

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It's to look good while doing it. We recommend our patented Ear Hair Styles for maximum existential fulfillment.

Q: Why do I have so many ear hairballs?

A: It's just the universe's way of telling you to style up your act.

Q: Can I use ear hair as a makeshift fishing line?

A: No, no, no. That's just absurd. You'll hairstyles for that kind of thinking.

Q: What's the deal with ear hair that's too big to fit inside a helmet?

A: We call that the 'Helmet Hair Conundrum'.

It's a thing.