Warning: The Ancient Ones are Coming!
It is said that the ancient ones have foreboded a great calamity. Their whispers of doom have been echoing through the ages, warning of an impending disaster that shall strike us all.
Some say it is the coming of the Dark Lord, others claim it is the return of the Great Cheese Thief. Whatever the case, we must be vigilant and prepared for the worst.
Warning: The ancient ones are known to be unpredictable and prone to fits of rage. Approach with caution.
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