Uncooperative eBike
At approximately 14:00 hours on February 27, 2023, a malfunctioning eBike was observed causing a scene at our EBike Supermarket. The eBike, model EB-1000, was found to have an unresponsive owner.
Witnesses reported that the eBike suddenly veered off course and began to circle the store at high speed, narrowly missing several display stands and causing a domino effect of fallen product shelves.
Security footage captured the incident, which can be viewed here.
The store's management has been notified and is currently working on a plan to address the issue.
If you were a witness to this incident, please come forward with any information you may have.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Or, you know, just go buy a normal bike like a normal person.