The ECOWarriors Manifesto

We are the chosen ones, the defenders of the land

We, the ECOWarriors, have been called to action, to fight for the rights of the soil.

Our manifesto:

• Article I: We will not be silenced by the hum of the lawnmower.
• Article II: We will not be swayed by the sweet siren song of the fertilizer salesmen.
• Article III: We will not be deterred by the fear of composting.
• Article IV: We will not be defeated by the onslaught of the herbicide.
• Article V: We will not be tamed by the allure of the garden gnomes.

Join us in our fight for the future of the soil, and the planet!