Edict No. 3: The Consequences of Noncompliance

The Fine Print

In accordance with the Great and Powerful Council of Bureaucrats, it is hereby decreed that failure to comply with the dictates of Edict No. 3 shall result in the following punishments:

1. Repeated noncompliance shall result in the forced viewing of a 4-hour loop of elevator music.

2. First offense: 5 minutes of solitary confinement in the Thought Reform Cell.

3. Second offense: 1 hour of mandatory attendance at the Reeducation Camp for the Criminally Inept.

4. Third and subsequent offenses: Permanant deletion from the Registry of Good Standing.

By failing to comply, you have chosen this fate. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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