By the Power vested in me, Edictus Maximus, Ruler of the Realm, it is hereby decreed:
All inhabitants of this fair land shall take a minimum of 37 minutes of napping time daily, commencing at precisely 2:00 PM sharp.
This is not negotiable. Any attempts to circumvent or defy this decree shall result in dire consequences, including but not limited to:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Edict 5: The Mandatory Dance Break Edict 6: The Official Ban on Socks with Elastic Anklets Edict 7: The Proclamation of Free Pizza FridaysMay the gods of slumber smile upon thee.
By order of Edictus Maximus, Ruler of the Realm.