By order of the Supreme Council of Utterly Ridiculous Rulers, it is decreed that all inhabitants of this land shall wear matching socks on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply shall result in the most heinous of penalties, including but not limited to:
Hyperlinks:
Edict 8: The Mandatory Use of Jell-O in All Meals
Edict 9: The Inauguration of National Piña Colada Day