EGG CELLAR FAQ

Q: Do eggs have feelings?

A: Oh, absolutely. They're just really bad at expressing it.

Q: What is the purpose of egg-cellars?

A: To store eggs. Duh. It's not rocket science, folks.

Q: Can I store my eggs in a fridge?

A: Only if you enjoy the feeling of your eggs slowly freezing and developing a faint glow in the dark.

Q: What's the deal with egg-cellar maintenance?

A: It's a real yolk of a job, but someone's gotta do it.

Q: Can I store eggs near the cheese cellar?

A: Don't be an ostrich, we don't want any egg on our faces.

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