The Eggy Joke Archive

Welcome to the most egg-cellent collection of egg-themed jokes, puns, and dad jokes. We've got egg-straordinary content that's sure to crack you up!

Egg-cellent one-liners Egg-cellent One-Liners

Egg-cellent One-Liners

Why did the egg go to therapy? Because it was cracking under the pressure!

Bad egg-jokes Bad Egg Jokes

Why did the egg go to the doctor? Because it had a fowl cough!

Why did the egg get kicked out of the bar? Because it was cracking under the pressure!

The Eggy Existential Crisis The Eggy Existential Crisis

Why did the egg go to the therapist? Because it was feeling cracked and was worried about its own identity!

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