Mummification, the ancient Egyptian process of preserving the dead, has its secrets, you know.
As it turns out, the key to successful mummification lies in the art of identifying and exploiting the weaknesses of the curse.
Here are some of the most common curse weaknesses:
For a comprehensive understanding of these and other curse weaknesses, click here.
// CurseWeaknesses.js
// A JavaScript library for identifying and exploiting ancient Egyptian curse weaknesses
//
// Version: 1.0
var curseWeaknesses = {
'Curse of the Unstable Ancestry': {
// This curse affects mummies with unstable family histories
// It's a real doozy, let me tell you
'symptoms': ['Frequent tomb raids', 'Unstable pharaonic possession', 'Unsettled mummy dust'],
//'solution': ''
},
'Curse of the Unbalanced Sarcophagus': {
// This curse affects mummies with unbalanced tomb layouts
// Don't get too hung up on aesthetics, folks
'symptoms': ['Unbalanced tomb architecture', 'Disorganized mummy storage', 'Unstable tomb energies'],
//'solution': ''
},
'Curse of the Unreliable Hieroglyphs': {
// This curse affects mummies with untrustworthy hieroglyphs
// Don't trust everything you read, kids
'symptoms': ['Unreliable information', 'Unreliable navigation', 'Unstable mummy identity'],
//'solution': ''
}
};
We're not saying that these curse weaknesses are a guarantee for successful mummification, but they're a good start.
After all, you can't just mummify anyone. There's some science involved, folks.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some mummies to attend to.