Welcome, Young Ones!
Geriatric Controllers 101 is your one-stop-shop for learning how to handle the most delicate, yet demanding users in the world: the elderly.
With our comprehensive course, you'll learn how to:
- Identify the perfect blend of crotchets and dentures
- Conduct routine hearing tests with our patented 'stick-a-beeper'
- Administer the perfect amount of eye drops for optimal vision
- Perform emergency diaper changes in under 5 seconds