Present: Elder 1, Elder 2, Elder 3
Subject: The Best Way to Eat a Scone
Discussion:
Elder 1: "I like to drizzle mine with honey!"
Elder 2: "Hmph, no, no, no! Jam is the only civilized choice!"
Elder 3: "You're both wrong, I put mine in a toaster."
Decision: Jam wins by a hair.
Present: Elder 1, Elder 2, Elder 3
Subject: The Great Cheese Heist
Discussion:
Elder 1: "I'm telling you, I saw it in the fridge, but now it's gone!"
Elder 2: "I didn't take it, and I'm offended you would even suggest such a thing!"
Elder 3: "I'm more offended by the state of the fridge."
Decision: Further investigation is required.
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