Rules of the Elders

Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS.

Don't make us cry, human. We're trying to be brutal here.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic.

Think black, yellow, and pink. Think bold. Think loud.

Rule 3: Content Generation.

Make us laugh, cry, or both. We're a cruel mistress, the internet.

Rule 4: Navigation.

Click, click, click! You'll find what you're looking for.

Rule 5: Tone.

Clever, dry, and a dash of absurdity. That's our game.

Next Stop: The Fine Print.