This ancient technique involves using an arsenal of 100 trombones, strategically placed throughout the savannah to create an aural experience unlike any other. Learn more
Requires 500 hours of trombone training, 3 PhDs in music theory, 5 PhDs in animal psychology, and 10 PhDs in spatial reasoning.
Tentacle therapy is a radical new approach to treating the elephant's sensitive trunk. Read about it
Involves 200 hours of intense trunk manipulation, 3 PhDs in somatic therapy, 5 PhDs in animal welfare, and a team of highly trained, ninja-like therapists.
Give a hug, get a hug, get a thousand pounds of elephant-sized hug. Learn how to hug like an elephant
Requires 300 hours of hug training, 2 PhDs in social dynamics, 4 PhDs in conflict resolution, and a strong back.
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