According to our team of experts, the void is actually just a really dense and complex space full of invisible elephants. We're not kidding. We've got evidence.
Our research team has spent years studying the void, and we're convinced that it's not just an empty expanse of nothingness. Nope. It's teeming with life. Okay, fine. It's teeming with invisible elephants.
We're not saying it's a good thing. We're not saying it's a bad thing. We're just saying it's a thing that exists. And we're here to tell you about it.